This is the one true fact. My father was in the military and apparently we moved on a regular basis. I don't recall any of it except for one incident when I stepped on a bottle my brother had smashed on the sidewalk. Everything else is hearsay.
2. Of my three children, two are adopted.
No, I hatched them all.
3. I have had four surgeries which required prolonged hospitalization.
Aside from the 3 hatchings, I've never spent time in a hospital. No operations, no broken bones, no stitches. Well, one nasty little bit of biopsy, but I was in and out. And then was lucky.
4. I think that chocolate-covered caramels are disgusting.
How could this possibly be true? Who doesn't absolutely adore chocolate-covered caramels? Don't tell me if you are one of those weird people.
5. Until I was 16, I lived on a farm and was in charge of the chickens and goats.
No, never happened though there was a time when I wanted to live on a farm, when that seemed like a lot of fun. I had a friend who lived on a farm and had a feather mattress and comforter and whose mother made real pickles. I wanted those things, too. Never got them. Stuck in the suburbs.
Loved that poem. And those caramels.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Kathleen, but which poem do you mean?
ReplyDeleteThis was a funny post, I hesitated to answer...I love dark chocolate caramels!
ReplyDeleteMake that milk chocolate and I'm with you.
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